I heard there once was a teacher 
Strange as strange could be
She wasn’t just a normal teacher 
But a supply; very odd you will see 

Miss Fizzlepants some children called her
Others Miss Fuzzywuzzy or Fizzypop

But no matter how many names she was called 
The weirdness never came to a stop

From the moment she entered a classroom 
It soon became easy to see
That this strange looking messy haired teacher 
Was not who she said she would be 

I heard of a class of young ruffians 
Who shouted, swore, fought and who lied
After an hour with Miss Fuzzywuzzy 
All of their naughtiness died

At first a child picked up a ruler
And slapped it hard on a girls hand
But with quite a shock that big bully
Soon found that he could no longer stand

With a spark, an eye twinkle and bum wiggle 
Miss F made the room come alive 
And soon all were astonished and gaping 
To see the thug from these jump and dive

The lyers I fear fared no better 
We all heard what happened to those
With each lie that they told, whether minor or bold
An inch was added to their nose

So after half hour with Miss Fuzzy
The room was a chaos and buzz
Objects flying around giving payback 
Huge noses, glued lips and Miss Fuzz

A good class with Miss Fuzzywuzzy 
A very different experience felt 
For if bad got more bad so good got more good 
As Fuzz all her gifts fairly dealt

I heard of a class of real goodies 
Who’d learnt of chocolate and dinosaurs 
Their day with Miss Fuzzywuzzy 
Involved chocolate Jurassic world tours

But listen to the lesson I tell you 
If ever Miss Fuzzy appears 
Say your p’s and q’s, only good deeds choose 
Or it’s you who will end up in tears